insurance agent

a fuckin' charity
would design honest products

a great day and age we live in
destruction, misery, and deaths
offer fantastic opportunities
all these storms, houses lost, crops failed
unlimited potential to sell our useless contracts

the radiowoman makes my day
“A Category 5 hurricane is forecasted to hit the East Coast”
I need to stop drooling
get to work
and sell some more


Corporations, businesses, and people must face and deal with a myriad of risks and opportunities related with global warming. In 2019, journalist Arthur Neslen published an article in The Guardian featuring how climate change could increase insurance costs to unaffordable levels for households. This poem shares the enthusiasm global warming might offer to an insurance agent with unethical standards selling useless insurance products.