stationarity is dead
the journal announced
all statistics now dependent of time

non-stationary environmental time series
really global warming?
next to social breakdown
you screwed up my Stats 101


In 2008, Paul Milly of the U.S. Geological Survey asserted that ‘ stationarity is dead’ due to anthropogenic climate change (Milly et al. 2008). This poem explores the impact of that consequence on students following a course on statistics.